What are broskis
are guys that
would do anything for each
other, excluding: homosexual
activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder
to cry on (broskis
What does being a broski
is the top of the social food chain. By having
connections with broskis
, you will open
doors to the future then ever
before. A broski
is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more
things to be done
without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just broskis
." They'll know.
Why the word broski
, we pledge
our allegiance to one another
. Through the brightest
days and the darkest nights, we shall
walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party
hard. All Broskis
are made equal and shall
be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis
1. No Broski shall
broskiship under any circumstances including
race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall
be faced with
permanent removal from the Broskis
and its benefits.
2. If a Broski
has been dumped, the rest of the Broskis shall
not pursue interest
in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.
3. No fornication
in a Broski
's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned
has been tainted by another
's man gravy.
4. If two or more Broskis
arrive at a party
by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with
a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Broskis
to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broski
is hooking up with
his girlfriend. The law is therefore
void, and the driver is responsible
his fellow men to their respective homes.
5. The only time when
wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broski
has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely
6. A Broski should never
hook up with another Broski
's girlfriend. If the accused Broski
is found out, then
the accusing Broski
has the right to call him into the ring
for 10 rounds of Bare-Knuckle Boxing.
7. No Broski should ever
be held in contempt for fixing himself in public.
8. A Broski shall never
be cockblocked by another Broski
stand next to each
other in a bathroom. Broskis should
an empty urinal
in between themselves. Also, no conversating in the bathroom.
10. Broskis shall never
bring a girl to a Broski
's night out.
may not cry, unless
one of the following criteria is met. He is hit in the genitals with
anything traveling over 10mph. (man law)
12. Broskis should never
wait longer than
5-6 minutes for another Broski
. However, when
waiting for a girl, the said Broski
must wait 10 minutes for every point she scores on The Scale. 1-10, 10 being the higest.
13. If another Broski
's fly is down, the onlooker saw nothing and says nothing.
14. The only time when
is allowed to pop his collar
is in imitation
of a violator.
must always act as a wingman for your fellow Broski
in the event that
girl has an unattractive friend. If the wingman gets carried away and hooks
the unattractive girl, the Broski
he was defending shall
not speak of it.
16. You poke it, you own it.
it before you tap it because its easier to pull out than
put on (Emre)
18. No Broski shall EVER raise
to a woman or child with
intentions of violence. Any violators will be persecuted under the full extent of our power. Corporal punishment can be expected.
19. If a Broski
gets in a fight, all Broskis
must come to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust. (Magarity)
20. Any broski
who delays a game of madden texting a female will receive a touchdown penalty even if the female is a perfect 10. (Pat Flynn)
's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski
who is caught
saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension. (Pat Flynn)
22. Snitches get stiches. (Tom Finnegan)
23. NO FEMALES IN THE BROSKI