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11 definitions by laaslo

 
1.
NOUN, term for people residing in the Kensington section of the City of Brotherly Love (ie: Philadelphia, PA), and not to be confused with someone from North Philadelphia.
You're buddy in the sally near K&A is a real Kenzo.
by laaslo November 02, 2009
 
2.
NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior
Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.
by laaslo May 10, 2010
 
3.
a person in recovery from alcoholism who says one thing and then acts the opposite way in a very obnoxious and judgemental manner
Have you seen the young girl that Bobby was hitting on last night?

Yeah, he yelled at a guy the other night for trying to 13th step the same chick..

What a hypAAcrit !
by laaslo July 01, 2011
 
4.
"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener
The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.
by Laaslo September 24, 2009
 
5.
gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense
#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"
by laaslo January 28, 2013
 
6.
an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card
what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.
by laaslo January 16, 2013
 
7.
the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....
This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.
by laaslo December 03, 2012