3 definitions by knasskrack

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1) The gentleman dork. A slightly bit more sociable dork who is unabashedly proud of his devotion to certain genre, activity, or culture yet finds him/herself in the midst of actual cool people. Often perceived as being silly, witty or funny when they are really just being super dorky. Often labeled an “enthusiast” rather than a dork, these cats are known to sip some good hoppy, bitter beer that’s named after them.

2) American Pale Ale, brewed by Eddie L., is for the real dorks who relishes the finer things in life, like a good flavorful, hoppy beer that is not pretentious

3) A complimentary beverage fit for an enthusiast of certain genre, activity, or culture. Drink a Dorq when you’re dorking out. The Only Beer that Really Gets You…
1) Leonard cracked open a bottle of Dorq while listening to Sheldon's rant. He tuned out the diatribe... while the memory of Penny's boobs floating by his nerd-chic specs

2) Hey Mike, do we have some those delicious Dorqs? Let's go to ESS lounge and play some darts!
by knasskrack January 11, 2012

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1) Word that stupid people usealize when they want to sound sophisticated. Not quite use, not quite utilize, they done usealize too much brain power.

2) Hybrid of use and realize that idiots use to sound eloquent. Often used by rednecks with some junior college book learning
1) If you look at this piece, Picasso usealized the subtle texture of oil paintin' to bring out the delicate elegance of the prostitutes' clothes of the Spanish Harlem.

2) Don't be thrownin' them cans, now son...I can usealize them for shootin' targits.

3) Bitch, you best usealize yo head when you come at me like that!
by knasskrack January 04, 2012

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Knee - ass or Knass: Knee plus extra thigh meat drooping down, making it look like a fatty ass. Often spotted below the hem line of a mu-mu, worn by a two-ton fatty. Can be either man or a woman, young and old.

Sudden urge to stop eating food crosses your mind once you spot the pocky marked knee - ass
1) Good Lord, check out them knasses on that fat broad !

2) Sheila, having finished her deep fried "whole turkey-on-a- stick" from the fair, started to pick off the crumbs out of the crack of her knass and ate it. Her greasy fingers then pushed the button on her motorized Rascal scooter and it slowly moaned into motion....towards the sunset
by knasskrack June 03, 2011

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