1 definition by kid with a dead dog

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A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.

~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by kid with a dead dog July 12, 2008

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