1 definition by kenyel

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A male or female with fading looks, Who finds satisfaction in going to church during the day and sleeping around. Most commonly found on there backs or fdau (face down a$$ up). believed to own a bible but allergic to opening it and reading it.
Did you take a kenyel home? Yeah but did 5 other guys this week.
by kenyel September 27, 2009

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