a spineless jackass that is constantly surrounded by drama and must always be the center of attention, no matter the situation. he is usually followed by a crowd of little girls that fall all over themselves to make him happy so he gives them attention. when he is not receiving attention, he becomes extremely cranky. lies and deception follow. you are far better off without him. it is best to avoid him all together. become a lesbian.
"hey, i saw your ex boyfriend crossing the street last night."
"oh really? why didn't you hit him with your car?"