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erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.
That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.
by jonathon blaze December 27, 2006