A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago
that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux
, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs
that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.
Famed for being the world's largest ghetto
a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!