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1 definition by jj tall

 
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A loserface who is one of a kind in his sexy plain white tees.commonly referred to as dangerous and an avid fan of ardvarks. you can find a tealand high up in the mountains with his kind.
I went high into the Appalachains and found myself a Tealand one day.
by jj tall February 08, 2011