When you're asleep, you brain reaches for that hidden stash of drugs inside your head.
In my dream, I meant Sexking the sandwich keeper, who was a virgin, I got in the car and travelled with my parents to see the 4th of july christmas lights, I drove to china, I drowned in a slab of rock solid cement, some dude jacks a neighbors car and the neighbor came out and said "MY BANANNA JUST EXPLODED! GET HIM!", and my LA teacher convinced me that I was, infact, a gummi bear.
You get the idea.