1 definition by ibitemynails

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Pronunciation:
\ˌa-rə-ˈzō-nə\
Function:
geographical name

1. A sweltering arena of crank and conservatives; the dehydrated yet unbelievably odorous armpit of the United States.

2. The only state with Cacti. FUCK YES CACTI ARE FUCKING RAD.
1. I don't see how Simon could have NOT hung herself with her own intestines, you know? I mean, she has lived in Arizona her whole life.

2. I went to Arizona to see the majestic saguaro cacti and I got stung by a bark scorpion, resulting in near-fatal circumstances.
by ibitemynails April 26, 2009

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