The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.
Friend 1: Cliff is the best at spooning!
Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!
The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.
"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."
"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."
When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.
Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!
Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.
Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.
Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.
That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
When something sparks a drunken memory, but the person telling the story tells it wrong and has to be corrected by someone sober enough to remember.
Brah 1: I got a ride home from one of the bartenders. She was hot.
Brah 2: Nope, you’re having another falshback. You drove yourself home, slid into the mailbox, and slept with some nasty older lady.