1 definition by i love payton

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a fucking duece bag who doesnt know the difference between bitch and titch. hes a fucking queer who likes to spoon and make out with his man friends and brother. he is a selfish rude hypocritical bastard, who enjoys fucking (male and female) smoking weed, and drinking. he usually misses days of school to bone his brother. which explains alot. he is a bad kisser and has horrible teeth.
wow i would hate to be a payton.
wow youre such a payton.
by i love payton January 10, 2008

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