U.S.: Come on guys, lets form a clique. Everyone in the world will want to be a part of it, but no one else but you guys are cool enough. Maybe some more people can join if they become more like us.

Other Countries: Okay, you'll help us out when we need it, right?

U.S.:Suuuuuure!

Other Countries: What do we call our clique? I mean, we cant be the emos or the preps...

U.S. Well call ourselves... NATO.