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1 definition by horacio bogton

The combination of smelly, and turd.

1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.

2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.
(door closes)....... SMURD!!!!!
by horacio bogton August 12, 2008
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