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I am a pledge. I want to be popular and somebody on campus. I want to meet girls in sororities. i'm so young and immature. I had a blast at rush and wasn't sure what i was really getting myself into. I dance at mixers and try to hook up with as many girls as i can. I clean for hours a week so that my frat doesn't haze me as bad. I work the bar at parties. i get my PM beers. I skip my early classes because i get no sleep and i'm always hung over. I go on facebook during study hours. i can sit in a refugee position for hours. i will do push ups and wall sits until i go limp. I throw awesome pledge parties that everyone pays for. the people at my parties only get about 4 beers because my frat brothers get first priority. i eat really disgusting things. i drink until i puke. i then drink more. i will play you in pong until i get lucky and win or pass out from losing. my frat shaves my eye brows. my frat wants me to be immune to alcoholism. i have no money. i carry a bag with me everywhere. i am a walking convenient store. i don't know the greek alphabet. i sleep at my sweethearts house. i get no respect. i am loud outside of my frat house. i always have a story. my high school friends will not recognize me during breaks because of how much i've changed. i am having the most fun ill never want to have again. i can't wait for hell week so i can finally be a brother. i am nothing. i am a turd. i am a frat pledge.
brother 1: damn how'd you get your kitchen so clean.
brother 2: ha my pledges spent 30 minutes in here, then i made them do push ups until they cry'd.

by hippopcorn February 08, 2009

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