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16 definitions by herschel quintron

 
1.
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
2.
When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.
"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
3.
When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.
That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
4.
When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
5.
Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex
"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
6.
When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
7.
When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.
"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003