1 definition by henri fez

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a moosehoof is when a bitch is so fat and loose that her vagina is in the shape off a moosehoof. this moosehoof is so pronounced it can be seen through clothing. if sum1 has a moosehoof it is best to show all ur friends then say "moosehoof" while coughing to make them laugh
Did you see that fatass's moosehoof? it was soggy like two day old cereal
by henri fez January 15, 2004

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