1 definition by heeeeeeyyy biiitch
(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."
"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."
by heeeeeeyyy biiitch Sep 9, 2008 add a video