1 definition by gurzel wummidge

Top Definition
a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port
there goes mario's egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any porno or free range
by gurzel wummidge August 19, 2007

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