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a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.

the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.
damn, that guppy wont stop trying to rape that other guppy!
by guppy breeding guru August 20, 2012

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