1 definition by god man

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1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever
I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.

Dude, you are such a jasper
by god man April 03, 2008

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