1 definition by globalwarmingfighter

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when one gives themselves a boner or orgasem. a male might rub, slap, touch, lick, squeeze, or pinch the penis to cause sperm to come out. females might rub, massage, prob, tickle, or scrape their vagine with an object to get an orgasme. usually results in the penis getting a boner. helps to wear a thong for men to hot hurt their penis.
i totally slapped my penis silly while masturbating.
by globalwarmingfighter July 21, 2008

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