1 definition by gcolpitts

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The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".

It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.
by gcolpitts August 06, 2011

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