experienced fuck up
When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.
Bartender: Last call.
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
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