1 definition by everettjsj2

A girl who is so eye-wateringly attractive, that all adjectives which may be used to describe her flounder at the attempt, and of whom upon a mere fleeting glance causes:

gays and other females to spontaneously combust in a flash of light due to infinite jealous rage.

the propulsion of any proper man's member into the atmosphere at a grotesquely incredible rate not unlike that of the namesake itself.
My, that woman is an absolute rocket. I do hope that my poor sod of a wife may never glance upon her.
by everettjsj2 April 15, 2011

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