-a nasty vagina
-female pudenda featuring cephalopod extensions, teeth, and a squirting phlegm-like substance
-a vagina of such monstrous, epic proportions and girth that it can devour a man whole. Only found in the wild.
-Gaping Vagina Monster
"Man, we were about to get it on last night, but then she whipped out her kraken and I grabbed my hand-cuffs and got the fuck out."