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This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.

The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights

(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)

Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness
Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!

A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.

Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket

A macho: I hate your tights
by em pom pee November 22, 2007

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