134 definitions by elsquid
| 43. | mon-u-mental | ||
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a term for someone who's astonishingly crazy Working here, I've seen my share of nutjobs, but this guy was mon-u-mental.
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| 44. | BlackBerryBerry | ||
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an illness brought on by excessive texting Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.
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| 45. | hooligeezer | ||
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A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer). We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.
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| 46. | googspell | ||
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Verb: to google something just to find its correct spelling Before you post that list of names, you’d better googspell it.
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| 47. | penis travelogues | ||
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a male's tales of amorous adventure Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
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| 48. | Kama Scootra | ||
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A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa. They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.
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| 49. | zomboni | ||
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a pretend hockey fan who joins mob set on creating a zombie riot outside stadium where Stanley Cup final game is played I left my car parked downtown on game night, and zombonies got it!
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