"JCrew U" is a nickname for Miami University in Oxford,Ohio. Derrived from the famously attractive, well-dressed and preppy student population. It is a common occurance to see both male and female students with double popped polos and northfaces. Miami men and women are also known as being incredibly gorgeous, rich, athletic and intelligent, Miami is also known as the Ivy League of the midwest, or the Ivy League of Public Education. Just remember when it comes to Ohio public education:
OU girls are pretty,Case Western girls are smart,But it takes a real Miami girl to win a fella's heart, OSU girls are dirty, Kent State girls are hoes, so if you want a hot girl, Miami is where to go. Any man who reads this truly has to know, that if you're lucky enough to have a Miami babe, never let her go.
"Today we salute you trendy Jcrew U girl. In your pointed-toe stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. Yes you may be a waspy rich bitch in a northface jacket, ugg boots, and double popped collar polos, and act snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we understand that you're in fact doing them a favor, by helping them understand that they've crossed the line from metro to gay. So here's to you Miami University girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair, oversized sunglasses, and falsely bronzed skin, there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person is an annorexic, pale, brunette with daddy's plastic."