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Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
Get the hexting mug.The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.
The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.
by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009
Get the Master Baster mug.Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.
The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.
by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007
Get the hot ox mug.The sickening gurgling in your gut telling you that diarrhea is imminent and unavoidable. Happens at the worst place at the worst time.
Just when the bus breaks down in the tunnel, is when I get the worst case of the bubbly. My face is turning different shades of red trying to hold it in.
by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009
Get the the bubbly mug.A black market doctor; usually someone who counts showing up for one class of med school as experience, who will perform crude medical procedures for cash. It usually is someone who patches up gangsters who have been shot, does black market organ donations or back-alley abortions. His office can be usually be found in an alley or conveniently from the trunk of his car.
"I couldn't afford my next mortgage payment; and needed the cash to avoid foreclosure, so I decided to sell my left kidney and spleen. I found a street surgeon who is more than willing to remove and sell them for a good price."
by Dr. Claw January 25, 2009
Get the street surgeon mug.Bumping into someone you want to avoid that ends up with them leading you into a lengthy conversation that you can't escape. It's a very subtle guilt trip. You awkwardly feel obligated to keep on listening to them, knowing well if you attempt to cut it short, you'll come off as some sort of inconsiderate asshole.
"I was just about to get on the elevator when I bumped into Gabby. I knew I've just stepped into a conversation trap. For 30 agonizing minutes she was bragging to me with her annoying voice about all her nieces' and nephews' accomplishments in grade school. GOD! I wish I had some Q-Tips so I can fucking punch them into my eardrums. At least I'd have an an excuse not to listen to her."
by Dr. Claw May 2, 2010
Get the Conversation Trap mug.(Def. 1): A popular method of intimidation in ancient history; where the winning army cuts off the heads of defeated soldiers, impaling them on a pike or stick to demoralize and frighten the conquered people. It was also used after an execution to make a public example of the consequences of breaking the law.
(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.
(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.
After the BP Oil Spill; many Americans would like to see Tony Hayward's head on a stick, myself included.
by Dr. Claw August 18, 2010
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