dr. claw's definitions

head on a stick

(Def. 1): A popular method of intimidation in ancient history; where the winning army cuts off the heads of defeated soldiers, impaling them on a pike or stick to demoralize and frighten the conquered people. It was also used after an execution to make a public example of the consequences of breaking the law.

(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.

After the BP Oil Spill; many Americans would like to see Tony Hayward's head on a stick, myself included.

by Dr. Claw August 18, 2010

schwanz

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Mud Cup

A disposable plastic drink cup with some water in it used by cigarette smokers as a makeshift ashtray. After a while; it becomes filled with so many used cigarette butts, the contents of it look like muddy tobacco sludge.

At Mike's party; I reached over for my beer cup. Since I was drunk, I didn't realize I was about to take a swig from the Mud Cup. Thank God someone stopped me before I chugged the whole damn thing.

by Dr. Claw March 13, 2010

hot ox

Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.

The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.

by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007

the bubbly

The sickening gurgling in your gut telling you that diarrhea is imminent and unavoidable. Happens at the worst place at the worst time.

Just when the bus breaks down in the tunnel, is when I get the worst case of the bubbly. My face is turning different shades of red trying to hold it in.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Conversation Trap

Bumping into someone you want to avoid that ends up with them leading you into a lengthy conversation that you can't escape. It's a very subtle guilt trip. You awkwardly feel obligated to keep on listening to them, knowing well if you attempt to cut it short, you'll come off as some sort of inconsiderate asshole.

"I was just about to get on the elevator when I bumped into Gabby. I knew I've just stepped into a conversation trap. For 30 agonizing minutes she was bragging to me with her annoying voice about all her nieces' and nephews' accomplishments in grade school. GOD! I wish I had some Q-Tips so I can fucking punch them into my eardrums. At least I'd have an an excuse not to listen to her."

by Dr. Claw May 2, 2010

Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009