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1 definition by dogshizzle

 
1.
Groupons most feared Mexican.
Groupon CEO: "did anyone see anything lately from Coupon Juan?"

Board: "nope."

Groupon CEO: "I know that muchacho is up to something! Kill him before it's too late!"

Board: "uhhh... he lives in his mother's house and wears sweat pants, he doesn't even own a donkey"

Groupon CEO: "hmmmm... I could of swore he had a donkey...not even 6ft cactus??"

Board: "nope."
by dogshizzle February 10, 2011