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A Blanca is a rare species of Mexican human being. It is fun to be around and is absolutely hysterical, but will hiss at you if you attempt to embrace it. It is addicted to the internet and enjoys Guitar Hero, chocolate chip cookies, excessive amounts of chili, and laughing at the misfortune of others. It is particularly fond of teasing its short friends about their heights and doing embarrassing dances in the middle of class while only one person is looking. It loves to threaten death upon those who love it with its deadly-sharp fingernails. Its hands are always cold. It is prone to dying of laughter in public places.
"Blanca, did you hear about the guy who got run over?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Uh...would you like a consolation hug?"

*Hiss!*
by discoflamethrower April 05, 2010

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