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2 definitions by dick smeller

 
1.
A chick who is normally unconscious, as two men insert a wine bottle into her ass.
Guy 1: Hey she looks like a whore.

Man 1: ya I think she'd like a wine bottle in her ass.

Whore: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
by dick smeller June 12, 2008
 
2.
You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.

Girl: I know what you mean!

Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!

Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??

Guy: Sure did!
by dick smeller June 12, 2008