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Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
by dakota cougarette November 28, 2006
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