1 definition by coolstorybrololol

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People who have brown skin but somehow are called "black". These people come in different personalities. For example, Ghetto, Oreos, Normal,"Gangstas" & Bible lovers.

Ghetto: (while she's braiding someone's hair) so i was like; bitch go find ur own muthafuckin' mann, no body aint gona find yo nasty ass attractive here!

Costumer: Mmm Mmm Mmm
Friend: (eating fried chicken) u tell 'em guurl!
Oreo: (posh british voice) So, quite frankly Hannah did deserve that because if she didn't then it wouldn't be fair on us.

White friend: Grace you're so right! and did you see her maths test score? she got a 6C! (aka i think a B?)
Oreo: Ahaha! yes, she really needs to study more. I also fancy her boyfriend Jack, i think he is cute!

Gangsta: Ay yo brick! did u see ma bitch kelly? she be actin' all weird now, that bitch be fukin wid me or what?
Brick (friend): Man I heard she be wid that white ass cracka John, Ay there he is now man! let's beat that mudafuka up!
Gangsta: Yeh man that damn cracka and I dont wana know what he be up to with ma bitch kelly, fukin her up wid he's 2 inch dick! man let get 'im!
White guy: Shit, niggers are coming my way!
Gangsta: Ay ay, did he just call me a nigga? that white ass mudafukin' cracka! imma fuck him up!!
(white man beaten so bad, don't say I didn't warn you white people!)
Priest: Now father Jehovah, we ask you in the name of God to bless all these people in this buliding! Oh Lord!
Others: Ayyymeen!
Preist: And bless those who think bad of us, for we know we are sinners and we forgive them!
Others: Ayyymeen!
(after church)
Kid :Momma, I want to play with James today, you said I could after church
Mom: Daniel! you know James doesn't believe in God nor does he attend church and you should know better than to think of socializing with non christians! when we get home you'll be hit again and won't have dinner tonight. Did you do your math homework?
Kid: No momma, satan has took over me and i am ashamed please forgive me?
Mom: Don't ask me ask God, what did God say about forgiveness?
Kid: Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord, Acts 3:19
Mom: good boy, no sing what you learnt in bible studies today
Kid: The love of God is greater far,Than tongue or pen can ever tell.....
Black people, you gotta love 'em!
by coolstorybrololol December 16, 2011

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