8 definitions by chubby thy legend
Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.
John: Fuck man, i need your help!
Eddy: What is it?
John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone
Eddy: He got me too
John: What happened to you?
Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish
Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?
Eddy: Yep
Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again
Eddy: What is it?
John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone
Eddy: He got me too
John: What happened to you?
Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish
Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?
Eddy: Yep
Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again
by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010