right lets get this straight, because not all north
easterners are geordies...
newcastle, geordie... "alreet meert am off doon tha pub leek"
sunderland, mackem... "that grin grursahs the evulist
blurk in ahllah sundahlund, what with his shap by tha curst in rurkah n ahl tha"
middlesboro/hartlepool, smoggie... "arite mate, lark mah perple shert? ive had it for therty
darlington, darloid... "eyah meerte, cun lenz twenny pey could yer?"
there you go.