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1 definition by chief thundercock

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.
Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"
by chief thundercock May 19, 2011