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Joke Formula: SO i was chasing this chicken across the road and masturbating at the same time and then I saw a woman so I screamed HEY GET OFF MY BALLS and ran into a blender. Everybody does this!
Delivery style: Epic seizures and screaming fits create the illusion of humor. He could scream "FUNNY" in peoples faces and they'd laugh because they feel they're supposed to.
Fun facts: Once admitted to Santa Monica hospital straight from a frat party with dragon lizards in multiple orfices.

Dane Cook: For those who didn't get Carrot Top.
by calvinandhobbes1 September 01, 2008

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