Joke Formula: SO i was chasing this chicken across the road and masturbating at the same time and then I saw a woman so I screamed HEY GET OFF MY BALLS and ran into a blender. Everybody does this!
Delivery style: Epic seizures and screaming fits create the illusion of humor. He could scream "FUNNY" in peoples faces and they'd laugh because they feel they're supposed to.
Fun facts: Once admitted to Santa Monica hospital straight from a frat party with dragon lizards in multiple orfices.