6 definitions by cajayson8301

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A misogynistic president known for having history rewritten about him more times than George W. Bush (his protege) told a lie.

1. He cut middle class taxes (Truth: he raised taxes 11 times)
2. He defeated the Soviets as victor of the Cold War (Truth: The Soviet Union's deterioration began well before his inauguration in Jan/1981)
3. His policy geared peaceful outcomes (Truth: spent money on useless missile programs, Iran-Contra, Latin America guerrilla war financing, provided weapons to Hussein in Iraq vs. Iran, built up Taliban like Armies in Afghanistan's battle against the Soviets)
4. He was a fiscal conservative who presided over a strong economy (Truth: Unemployment hit its highest point since the Depression in 1982, the national debt tripled under his watch, commensurate to GDP the debt increased, Black Monday in 1987, Savings and Loan Scandal, propelled America into a corporate welfare loving state)

In these rewrites came a myth perpetuated over time, primarily at outlets like Fox "News", that his Presidency matched that of true successful GOP Commanders in Chief, like Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower. Nothing could be more further from the truth.
Scott: "Ronald Reagan was the greatest President who gave us so many jobs."

Jason: "Why then were so many out of work in the initial years he was in office?"

Scott: "That was the evil Jimmy Carter's doing!"

Jason: "But unemployment rose from 1981 to 1982 when Carter no longer sat in the oval office. If tax cuts create jobs, like Reagan did in 1981 when furnishing breaks to millionaires, why did the jobless numbers escalate?"

Scott: "I guess it's Obama's fault then."

Jason: "Figures. And how do you defend his unconstitutional act of funding a violent group in South America known as the Contras? The Congress voted to forbid any financial aid be shoveled into their coffers."

Scott: "Whatever. Reagan still gave us hope."

Jason: "Yea, hope for a better President. We did get that in the form of someone from Hope, Arkansas, albeit four years after Reagan's stench departed The White House."

Scott: "He was impeached, though, over a blow job."

Jason: "Not nearly as bad as financing deadly groups in South America, defying a congressional order. Right?"
by cajayson8301 July 26, 2011
The name of a character on the soap opera, "All My Children", portrayed by one of TV's worst actors, Cameron Mathison. Despite how most fans of the show seem to hate his guts and those distracting bulging eyelids, the show and network refuse to write him off even though this solution is likely to increase ratings to enormous highs. His immature mannerisms very similar to King Kong have earned him the nickname, "Ryape" but sadly he's not met his maker atop the Empire State Building. The Pine Valley townsfolk see him as some hero, even though his track record of bloodying people in a fight club, demanding women be subservient to him, attacking cops absent of any remorse, conning innocent people and so forth indicate otherwise to a fan with an IQ at least in double digits. With his current love interesting being Madison North, a woman who killed her husband with a bookend, much of the AMC fanbase wants nothing more than to see Madison argue with Ryan with that object close by so she can go in for the kill and make millions' of fans' dream of a dead Ryan come true.
This character's only tactic is expanding his eyes to nearly bulge out of his sockets. His name must be Ryan Lavery!
by cajayson8301 October 14, 2010
Code name for Hell.
Someone who lives in Fresno might encounter godless, evil people all over town. It's like residing in Ezilinki
by cajayson8301 March 23, 2011
Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.
Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.
by cajayson8301 May 18, 2011
Title given to anyone who could be considered the most illiterate, stupidest person around.
He cannot tell the difference between A and S. He must be a FlBare
by cajayson8301 June 13, 2011
Bridging the gap between "Errol" and "airhead", this insult applies only to those named Errol but deserve to be condemned for the losers they are, hence they are an "errhead"
Errol can't get over himself and constantly annoys people. Why he's such an errhead! Hey, that sounds like "airhead"...oh wait, that's precisely what I called him. I'll call that hated bully Errol "errhead" if he picks on me again.
by cajayson8301 October 22, 2011

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