Keith. The Keith. Preferably Keith Koehler, male, was born at an unknown date, sometime in 19th century. Keith, THE Keith, also has a character of gold. Legend says he slain countless of mighty dragons, one from The Hobbit and Shrek. However, being the mysterious, Royal, but modest person that he is, he likes to "keep it easy" and watch "The Osbournes" on Sky TV.
Creatures THE Keith has slain, but not limited to, that has been recorded: The Dodo Bird, The 300 teethed Walrus, Leonidas, Justin Bieber, Sarah Palin, George Bush, (however only George's brain was damaged, but a might victory nonetheless), Megan Fox (bad acting), Shelob, Sauron, Fiona's dragon ,Smog ,Rumplestilskin ,Adolf Hitler (this is why his body was never found), The Infamous Abraham ,Snowball ,Tom Sawyer, The Energizer Bunny ,Bowzer ,Reznov ,The infamous good Samaritan , Saddam Hussein, The ol' Osama trash bin Laden, LadyGentleman
Gaga ,The Papal Bull, The Mack-Attack Virus, HQL's foreskin, Dead Mau5 (Quite literally) ,Master Chief ,The Royal Six ,Barney the Dinosaur, Dora the sexplorer, The Smurfinator ,Astoundead, (Noob Tubed), The Heavy Metal fan club, Linkin Park (For their new album) ,Blink 182 (For never staying broken up) ,One of Avril Lavigne's ex boy friend (the wuss who ran away 'cause they broke up), Courtney Love, William Shakespeare, The Evil and illegal Mary Jane, Bruce Willis ,Spongebob Squarepants (for ripping his favorite trunks), Goku, and The Boy with a 1,000 band tee's.
Almost like a psuedo Chuck Norris, being called a "Keith" is like calling someone that is being super nice 'Jesus'.
Yup, it's that serious.
"You're such a Keith man!!!"
"Thanks bro, I'll suck your dick in a few minutes".