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a person of the Catholic faith.

The real resason i am writing this to clear up many beliefs about Catholics. One thing you people must understand is that one person's actions do not account for an entire group. If someone does wrong, his etire family is also wrong. Many definitions here on urban dictionary were "all catholics are wife-beatin, child-molesting drunks!!!"
No. Bad person. lol

We do not hate gay/lesbians. if any individual catholic appears that way, it does not mean that all of us do!! what we belive is that no, homosexuallity is not right, but we do believe in forgiveness. If u are sorry, god will forgive you.

If certain priests and church staff sexually molested children, why does that mean all catholic men molest the boys of the church? and what church official came and said "yea, thats what we do!!! we support them!!!!" us Catholics do not condone the actions of those men, we condemn them. but if they are truly, truly sorry, and repent for their sins, God will forgive them.
End of story. AND
i personally belive in live-and-let-live, so do what u want, gay/lesbians.

now for sex, the topic of the times.
first, I personally belive that if u do love the person and they loe u, then fuck your brains out. there, i said it, sorry God.
What i am supposed to belive is that we should wait until we are married with the person we love. sex should be treated as a gift, to only 1 person ever. (yea, right- sorr again)
masturbation- i do it and love it, but hey, god knows it and im still not smited!!!! OMG ITS A MIRACLE!!!!! all i know is that no, u wont go to hell if u do it once. im not that up-to-date in what the Vatican thinks of this certain topic now...

As a catholic, i belive that Catholisism is the One true faith, and we follow the one, true God. we dont think that if ur not a catholic, your fucked. we just think were right, and if that's so bad, what does EVERY OTHER RELIGION THINK????? that they're wrong? i think not...

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THAT RETARTED TO THINK CATHOLICS BELIVE SHITTING IS A SIN???????? OMG, YOU ARE RETARTED
no, we dont think everything is a sin.
it's called common sense, people... every parent, wether Atheist (sp?), Bhudist, or chatholic, raises their children to be good people. and good means not doing wrong, NOT FUCKIN PERFECT, CUZ EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES, just not bad.

yes, we do belive in forgiveness of sins. if u do it over and over again, u can still be forgiven. DONT THINK, YEA BOI, HERES MY KNIDA RELIGION, "OK FATHER, LAST WEEK I ANAL RAPED THIS 12-YEAR-OLD DOWN THE BLOCK AND THEN FUCKIN KILLED MY PARENTS, SOLD THEIR STUFF ,AND SPENT THE MONEY OF FUCKIN SHIT! ok were good, see you next week!!!!

no no no no... "sorry" is the key. only if u are truly sorry, and God will kno if u are, will u be forgiven.

now, this other definition hurt me...
"An evil, hate-mongering, supposedly Christian church responsible for as many deaths as Hitler, or maybe more, over the years. Have been around for about 1400 years, and originally did not associate themselves with Christianity.

My great-great-great-great-g reat Grandmother was alive in 1700's Europe. She was declared a heretic and burned at the stake when my 4x Great Grandmother was only a few years old. - This happened all the time for a few hundred years. They treated poor citizens cruelly, randomly murdered Jews and Muslims, and were cruel to cats and other animals."

wtf.
seriously.
evil?
way too far
how the fuck do we not associate ourselves with christianity???

now on to my favorite topic: the Pope, the Holy Father, His Holiness.
why would he be the target of some definitions? ND WHY ARE PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH HIS FUCKING HAT??????

well, im done ranting for now. see you people next time
anti-catholic- You people suck
me- live and let live

SKIP TO JUDGEMENT DAY
Jesus- so anticatholic, umm... dont know how to say this but, bye!!!

(falls to hell)
by bruceys yams February 25, 2008

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