A girl who poops a lot. She hates on men and loves women, even though she says she isn't a lesbian. After four beers, she's completely "Gone". Has a small butt and wears scrunchies to bed. Has the best friends in the world. Like's when people blow in her face, and also likes girls by the name of Heather to wear low-cut shirts.
"Brandi why do you wear a scrunchie to bed?"
"BECAUSE IT'S COMFY"