a really cheap burger that yor mumma makes
made of wonder bread with the meat right in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle and making the bread stick to the plateand big green peppers hanging out the top. and when you put the ketchup on the meat it mixes with the grease and the bread turns into pink dough and got big pink fingerprints in the dough...
Boy: "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
Mom: "I got hamburger meat at home."
Boy: "But I want McDonald's hamburger."
Mom: "I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
Then you go out side with your burger better then Mcdonalds and all your little frends say
"Where you get that
big, welfare burger?"