3 definitions by blonde_rosie
| 1. | lyricosis | ||
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The combining of two words: lyric: "having a pleasing succession of sounds" AND -osis: "a disorder or abnormal state" to mean when a person is singing and doesn't know or forgets the words to a song so they proceed to make up sounds and grunts to cover the fact that they sound like an idiot. My sister and I got drunk last night and were singing Billy Jean loudly when I realized the bitch was suffering from lyricosis, she had no idea what the words were.
I love laughing at that dude that always sings for Karaoke even though he has such a severe case of lyricosis. I don't care if I don't know the words to the song, a little lyricosis usually hides the mistakes. |
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| 2. | mombombed | ||
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An embarrassing public display of affection by your mother in print. Over the top written exclamation of praise that only a mother would proclaim telling you how great of a kid you are. (even if you are over 18) This could occur as a classified ad in the paper with a childhood photo, a facebook compliment, a myspace post or any other public note. I was horrified when I opened my facebook and saw that she had mombombed me overnight with personal facts and over the top attempts at compliments "You are an amazing daughter!". **DELETE** ASAP
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| 3. | Throat Tamer | ||
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A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing. My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.
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