Spergbeast- Noun A person, usually male, who claims to have Asperger's syndrome or related High Functioning Autistic disorder and uses this diagnosis as a get-out-of-responsibility-free card for all manner of obnoxious behavior. Such people rarely have an official diagnosis and usually reached this conclusion after reading the Wikipedia entry.
Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.
Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.