1 definition by bigbertha69
One who is spectacularly incestual, overtly retarded, and emotional like hillary clinton on hormones while PMSing.
Consequently, the individual may secretly love fetishtastic gay porn.
May also consequently have strange and excessive love-related obsessions for friends, while randomly hating others.
John: "God, have you seen Doug lately? he's turning into such an eebz! like, last night, i looked at his search history and, god, you don't even want to know!!"
Mary: "Yeah, um eff that. What an eebz. I hear his basement is covered in cowboys."
by bigbertha69 Jul 5, 2007 add a video