A status update one sends to declare that
they are done
with Facebook. The usual reason
there is "too much drama." Only
a very small
number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come
back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise
but find out that
, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last
status update on facebook. There's just too much drama
and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were
full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.