1 definition by beazley

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1. To have a vagina filled with sulfuric acid and rusty razor blades for walls, and masturbate with a cheese grater while watching videos on the holocaust.

2. A crypto-fascist, vitriolic, tranny ham pundit who fits the qualities of the above definition.

3. Proof that having a Juris Doctor doesn't mean shit in the intellectual category (i.e. being unable to cite sources and having a natural tendency to interview hacks like William Dembski instead of looking at both sides of the argument in an intellectually honest manner, thus leading to intentional confirmation bias)

4. An apologist for every scummy thing to ever come out of the far right.
Ann Coulter: proof that, despite widespread prejudice and persecution, the transsexual community can find cushy jobs within the right-wing punditocracy.
by beazley September 14, 2009

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